You don't have the youthful energy you did as a youngster, but you've got age and experience on your side.
White belts need the decaf, they've got too much energy as it is. You don't.
You like your coffee black, strong, and rich. So do we.
Besides, it's always fun to poke fun at the new guys. We are all white belts at something!
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